愚人节整人短信：英语版愚人节恶搞短信

　　1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你?

　　3.If you don"t bird me,I don"t bird you !如果你不鸟我，我也不鸟你!

　　4.I will give you some color to see see !我要给你点颜色瞧瞧!

　　5.you me you me 彼此彼此

　　6.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住!

　　7.know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知...

　　8.小明：I am sorry!

　　老外：I am sorry too!

　　小明：I am sorry three!

　　老外：What are you sorry for?

　　小明：I am sorry five!

　　9.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

　　10.I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。

　　11.as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远!