What rises in the morning and waves all day?
A flag.
What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?
A night watchman with a college education.
How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
What is wind?
Air in a hurry.
What comes after the letter "A"?
All the other letters.
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
Teapot.
What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
Short.
What person does every man take his hat off to?
A barber.
Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
Because he wants to go to high school.
What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water.
What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
Because he's dead.
A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing. Because I'm a woman.
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