Birds were made for flyin' that's why they have wings.

　　But if beds weren't made for bouncing.

　　Tell me， why do they have springs?

　　I don't know， how about you?

　　Why do they make things like they do?

　　TV sets are funny， I think there's something wrong.

　　It's awfully hard to turn 'em off.

　　But it's easy to turn 'em on.

　　If they made things like they should.

　　Everything I tried would turn out good.

　　Well， bathtubs have a bottom but they don't have a lid.

　　And all that water on the floor wouldn't be there if they did.

　　I went to wash the kitchen floor bottom to the top.

　　There soapsuds got so bubbly， I couldn't find my mop.