Birds were made for flyin' that's why they have wings.

  But if beds weren't made for bouncing.

  Tell me, why do they have springs?

  I don't know, how about you?

  Why do they make things like they do?

  TV sets are funny, I think there's something wrong.

  It's awfully hard to turn 'em off.

  But it's easy to turn 'em on.

  If they made things like they should.

  Everything I tried would turn out good.

  Well, bathtubs have a bottom but they don't have a lid.

  And all that water on the floor wouldn't be there if they did.

  I went to wash the kitchen floor bottom to the top.

  There soapsuds got so bubbly, I couldn't find my mop.

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